- How come we let teenagers live past 13?
- How come air conditioners can only be put in when it 80+ and taken out when there is snow on the ground?
- If it is tourist season, how come we can't shoot one?
- Why would we want to drill oil when we could use electricity for cars?
- What year did Jesus think it was?
- Why does the president support policies that only 1/3 of the country wants when more than half voted for him?
- If Christians believe the Bible, why do so many think their thoughts and feelings are a better moral guide?
- Do Christians believe that the chicken came first - after all God did create the animals first, right?
- If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
- How come so many Christians think that money is the root of all evil?
- Why would anyone want to know how many calories are in a McDonald's Big Mac?
- Why would someone want to be called a Christian that doesn't believe the Bible?
- Why do drive-thru ATMs have braille?
- Why do men get married hoping she'll never change, and women get married thinking I can change him?
- If Lost was political satire, who was Ben?
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
- If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?
- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
- Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
- If 7-11 is open 24-7 and 365 days a year why do they have locks on their doors?
- What do people in China call their good plates?
- If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
- How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
- Why would Jesus have died on the cross for doing good things?
2 comments:
Thanks for a good laugh!
I read this post with the voice of Jerry Seinfeld's in my head...
Of course with him being Jewish, the Jesus observations didn't really work with the voice...so I used Elvis.
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