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Paul's Resume - What it Takes to Know Your Stuff

Paul of Tarsus
1 Prison Way
Rome, Italy
Phone: 800-CAUGHT-UP
Website : JewsforJesus.god (see the live prison cam)

Skills:
  • Intellectual
  • Deep Thinking
  • Orator
  • Revelatory

Work History:
  • Tent-maker/Apostle of the Lord
  • More Journeys 63-67 AD
  • Imprisonment in Rome 61-63 AD
  • Voyage to Rome 60-61 AD
  • Imprisonment in Judea 58-60 AD
  • Third Journey 54-58 AD
  • Second Journey 51-53 AD
  • First Journey 45-47 AD
  • Damascus 37-40 AD
Published Works:
  • Romans
  • 1 Corinthians
  • 2 Corinthians
  • Galatians
  • Ephesians
  • Philippians
  • Colossians
  • 1 Thessalonians
  • 2 Thessalonians
  • 1 Timothy
  • 2 Timothy
  • Titus
  • Philemon

Education:
Synagogue at Jerusalem
Areas of Study: Jewish Scriptures and Pharisaic traditions

Foreign Languages:
Greek, Hebrew, Aramaic and Latin

Previous Addresses:
Colosse, Spain, Corinth, Miletus, Troas, Crete, Nicopolis, Philippi, Italy, Judea, Ephesus, and Macedonia

Arrest Record:
  • Jerusalem
  • Rome
  • Ephesis
  • Philippi
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photogr said…
David:

Paul was one of the most influential of the apostles that was not one of Jesus' original 12. Besides Jesus, what he wrote was what formatted the Christian movement of his era. We all should be greatful for what he worte and thankful that Jesus chose such an orator.
October 11, 2009 at 4:00 PM
photogr said…
I can't wait to hear what you say about John and Peter.
October 11, 2009 at 4:03 PM
TeVeT said…
Dude, this is a killer idea! I am glad you are doing it!
October 12, 2009 at 8:17 PM
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