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Friday Geek Christmas Gifts Nov. 5th

There are 50 shopping days left 'til Christmas! [CHECK IT HERE!] As a Christian I really like Christmas, pagan roots or not, it's my favorite holiday. Because of that, Fire & Grace is going to become "Gift Idea Central"!

Each Friday, from now until Saint Nick shoves his flabby posterior down your chimney, I am going to suggest suitable gifts for men, woman, couples, children of every age and maybe even pets.

Each one will be scripturally suitable, a distraction from the brumal days - and geek approved.

USB Rocket Launcher: Defend your office or cubicle with a computer-controlled USB Missile Launcher (USB Powered Air Darts). The USB Missile Launcher is the Ultimate Desk Toy and stress reducer - fully "geek" approved!

2 Corinthians 10:4 The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world. On the contrary, they have divine power to demolish strongholds.

I'm Bloggin this T-Shirt: Get the message out and let your non-virtual friends know your passion for obnoxious Internet blather!



Jeremiah 36:2 Take a scroll and write on it all the words I have spoken.




USB Fiber Optic Christmas Tree: If the weather outside is frightful, shut the blinds, crawl into your computer cave, and bask in the festive glow of the USB Fiber Optic Christmas Tree.

Romans 11:16 Behind and underneath all this there is a holy, God-planted, God-tended root. If the primary root of the tree is holy, there's bound to be some holy fruit.

USB Turntable: The first USB turntable that lets you convert your old vinyl collection directly to CD or MP3, the Ion Audio iTTUSB is a must for people who don't want to deal with clumsy adapters or mismatched software when transferring formats. A trial version of Bias Soundsoap 2 to clean and restore vinyl recordings. Once connected, the turntable transfers both 33-1/3 rpm albums and 45 rpm singles to digital formats in mere minutes.

Esther 9:1b On this day the enemies of the Jews had hoped to overpower them, but now the tables were turned.

How about you, is their a geek in your life?

Comments

Charlie Chang said…
I am a huge geek sir! I just got a 25" LCD monitor as an early xmas present and am going to get a ps3 later. Fun stuff.

My office mate just got this for our office. http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/9a8c/?pfm=Search&t=jelly%20fish

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2SenseWorth said…
Cool! (Just my using that word makes me a sure fire "geek" LOL)
photogr said…
Yep! And it is me of all people.
Tracy said…
Your Esther link paired with the USB turntable (which actually IS rather cool) is way too funny!
Irene said…
Oh I want the Rocket Launcher and I'm not even a geek! I think it might come in handy when I get a new job.

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