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Random Questions

- If we are having global warning, how come this is the coldest winter in decades, and what do we need 80 inches of snow for?

- Does Jay Leno hate watching David Letterman like I do?

- If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

- What will actually happen in Egypt?

- How come my favorite bloggers don't write more blogs? Tony C Today, Charlie's Church of Christ and The Church of No People?

- Wonder what Curtis is doing in Heaven?

- Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

- God you were amazing on Sunday, can we have more on Friday?

- How come people want to talk about religion, but few really want to do it?

- If Facebook goes out of business, how will we find every one again?

- What happens to dead people's email accounts?

- Will my snow blower last the season?

- Wonder what my CD will actually sound like when it's all finished?

- Why do doctors leave the room when you change?

- Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
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Charlie's Church of Christ said…
awww David thanks for the shout-out! It means a lot that you actually enjoy reading my words.

some answers: Global warming has crazy effects on the planet - not all just warming. Undeniably the glaciers here in the mountains are receding and our town gets far less snow then it did even 50 years ago. I'm jealous the east coast is getting so much snow, and I hate logging on facbook to see so many people complaining about it. Snow is such a gift.

Because we are so self absorbed, especially when we are driving (we are the most important vehicle on the road) everyone but is in our way and therefore an idiot.

Jay Leno is far superior to Letterman, I'm stunned people watch Letterman. Its an irritating show.

Dead people's e-mail accounts transform into digital zombie who are responsible for delivering spam to you on a consistent basis.
February 2, 2011 at 12:39 PM
photogr said…
Random Answers:

1. It is the beginning of a new Ice Age or see Al Gore.

2.See Al Gore.

3. Some have wings ( angels)

4.Ask them

5. Probably wondering what you are doing.

6. it is shorter to say peanuts although they don't taste like peanuts.


7. God is amazing every day and any day.

8. Not committed. Just curious.

9. Find Twitter.

10. goes into the dead email accounts.

11.That depends.

12. I can't hear it.

13. Don't want to be embarased or die laughing.

14. The roads are filled with idiots and morons. I am the only sane driver out there.
February 2, 2011 at 7:15 PM
photogr said…
What will actually happen in Egypt?

I think the answer is in one of the books of Revelations, Daniel, or Isaiah.
February 3, 2011 at 12:11 AM
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