Friday, November 12, 2010

Geek Gifts for Her!

Last Friday I started recommending biblically authorized geek gifts. This week you can skip the skimpy nighties and get her something SHE wants.

There are only 43 days left to shop [COUNT DOWN HERE], and here is your chance to win big for the woman in your life. And if you get them now, they'll be totally amazed because the gift slip isn't dated December 24th!

Each Friday, from now until Rudolph eats your carrots, I am going to suggest suitable gifts for men, woman, couples, children of every age and maybe even pets. Here are some inspired by estrogen.

USB Heated Gloves: If you let your woman use the PC during the football game; and especially if you bought her a leaf blower last year, then you need redeem yourself and purchase these heated USB computer gloves. They'll keep her hands warm for kitchen work cuddling - it's a win-win.

Daniel 10:10 A hand touched me and set me trembling on my hands and knees.

James 2:18 Faith and works, works and faith, fit together hand in glove. The Message

Waterproof Shower Mirror: (Amazon) The perfect gift. It wirelessly streams audio from your iPod, TV, PC or other audio source! Fogless mirror - and as shown in the picture, you can use it after you finish your chores.

James 1:23 Anyone who listens to the word but does not do what it says is like someone who looks at his face in a mirror 24 and, after looking at himself, goes away and immediately forgets what he looks like.

USB Aromatherapy Oil Burner: Because Glade Plug-Ins are so 1990's! Add a few drops of your favorite scented oil, and your whole cubicle turns into a day spa - sort of. Make your nostrils shout for Christmas joy!

Matthew 25:10 But while they were on their way to buy the oil, the bridegroom arrived.

Wireless Key Finder: There you have it, the alternative to driving home from work to discover your beloved's keys are right there in the door.

If you are the type of person that wishes you could call you TV remote, your car keys, and your eye glasses, this is the perfect self-gift.

Isaiah 33:6 He will be the sure foundation for your times, a rich store of salvation and wisdom and knowledge; the fear of the LORD is the key to this treasure.

Well, there you have it, a few geeky gifts for your God fearing woman.


Charlie Chang said...

Love it. And I like the verses you attach to each item too!

Charlie's Church of Christ said...

consumerism out of control! Well David I can assume you fly a lot because you had to have gotten those items out of a skymall magazine.

Tonjia said...

I'm not feeling it. :)

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