Friday, December 3, 2010

Geek Gifts Over $100 - These Are No Stocking Stuffers

Today it's Friday, and I don't want you being too cheap on Christmas! Today's selection is a little pricey but still biblically approved. There are only 22 days left to shop [COUNT DOWN HERE], so get going.

The past few Fridays I recommended biblically authorized geek Gifts for Him, For HerFor the Kids and a special selection of Black Friday gifts. Remember, each Friday, from now until you get kissed under the mistletoe, I am going to suggest Geek Gifts. Here is a few high quality ones.

USB Digital Microscope:  For the detail person that has either lost their vision from 20 hours per day in front of the PC, or wants to open up a microscopic world beyond that of natural vision.

Colossians 2:8 Watch out for people who try to dazzle you with big words and intellectual double-talk. They want to drag you off into endless arguments that never amount to anything. They spread their ideas through the empty traditions of human beings and the empty superstitions of spirit beings. But that's not the way of Christ. Everything of God gets expressed in him, so you can see and hear him clearly. You don't need a telescope, a microscope, or a horoscope to realize the fullness of Christ, and the emptiness of the universe without him. When you come to him, that fullness comes together for you, too. His power extends over everything.

DNA Portrait: This is the perfect gift someone that isn't that good looking, but has relatives that want photos each year. It is a personal DNA profile not unlike the ones on CSI Miami; minus the Ray Bans and corny one-liners followed by a Who tune.

Isaiah 7:13 Relax, those two kings that have you so worried will be out of the picture.

Spy Camera: it's way too cool to omit. Practical purposes? I am not sure.

Galatians 2:4 This matter arose because some false believers had infiltrated our ranks to spy on the freedom we have in Christ Jesus and to make us slaves.

iPhone Remote Helicopter: Because there are just not enough apps for your iPhone. Here is a remote control copter for the Apple generation. So get out there and annoy your cube-mates, dive bomb that cat, and impress the grandchildren.

Deuteronomy 33:11 Bless all his skills, LORD, and be pleased with the work of his hands.

Sony Dash Internet Viewer: Why the Internet for the car? Because texting is illegal in many states, and besides it's hand-free!

Mark 1:18 At once they left their nets and followed him.


Charlie's Church of Christ said...

where in the heck do you dig these things up?

David said...

@Charlie - I'm a total geek, this is my life.

Anonymous said...

For your Christmas, I had this blog automagically analyzed.

- a gnawn on moose

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